(Shows title card with animation of Geo Guy rolling into it)
Text: Written by ADAM KATZ and TAYLOR GRODIN
Text: Storyboarded by JAKE SHARRAT, GEO G., and TERRY WARD
Text: Directed by ROBERT W. STAINTON and TERRY WARD
(Fades to black)
(Shows Geo Guy watching Spongebob Squarepants)
(On the TV screen, it shows Spongebob, Squidward, and Patrick on Squidward's bed)
SpongeBob & Patrick: (on the TV screen) Surprise! Happy birthday, Squidward! (the TV screen dissolves to Spongebob, Squidward, and Patrick standing in front of a cake) Happy happy birthday! Happy birthday cake! (the TV screen once again dissolves to Spongebob, Squidward, and Patrick, but this time, with Spongebob and Patrick standing in front of a picture of a seahorse and Squidward has the tail) Happy happy birthday! Pin the tail on the seahorse! (the TV screen finally dissolves to Spongebob, Squidward, and Patrick, surrounded by presents) Happy happy birthday! Happy birthday Squidward! (SpongeBob & Patrick runs out of Squidward's house)
SpongeBob: (off the TV screen) So long Squidward, don't do anything I wouldn't do.
Patrick: (off the TV screen) Another year older. (laughs)
Squidward: (on the TV screen) It's not my birthday! (shuts door and takes off party hat) That's it! I'm moving out of this neighborhood!