(Fades to the title card with animation of Homer as Santa who is giving presents)
(Cuts to a present with the text of the episode's name "Ho, Ho, D'oh!")
Text: Written by BILL OAKLEY, JOHN WEINSTEIN, JAY KOGEN, and WALLACE WOLODARSKY
Text: Storyboard by ALAN SMART and TOM YASUMI
Text: Directed by WES ARCHER, RICH MOORE, ALAN SMART, and TERRY WARD
(Fades to black)
(Fades to the outside of the decorated Geo Team House; Crash and the Once-ler are sitting in front of the door, letting people in)
Crash: (looks at the fun room window; excited) Woah! The party's getting started.
The Once-ler: And unfortunately, we're not partying in there because we're the security guards.
(Geo Girl arrives outside of the base)
Geo Girl: Is my brother's party on?
Geo Girl: Can I come in, please? I was invited.
The Once-ler: Since you're not a Gree Team member, you can.
(Geo Girl goes in the base)
(Cuts to the fun room of the base; the Geo Team are having an party for Geoville's 100th anniversary and they are dancing to the song "U Can't Touch This" by MC Hammer)
Green Bob: Great job, Geo Guy.
Little Guy: Geo Guy, why are we having a non-Christmas party 3 days before Christmas?
Geo Guy: Well, Little Guy, Geoville was founded on December 22, 1898.
Bart Simpson: (talking to Jason) Ay caramba! You've got Gameboy Color too!
Jason: I got it on the day when the GBC came out.
(Lisa Simpson, Coraline and Margo are sitting down together)
Lisa: Don't you hate it when someone ruins your work?
Coraline and Margo: Yes!
Margo: Dave the Minion once scribbled over my homework, and I nearly got detention at school for that.
Lisa: If anyone wants me, I'll be over there getting some punch. (walks away)
Coraline: I want to come with you.
(Cuts to Jan and Homer debating about Santa's existence in the hallway)
Homer: Santa is absolutely real.
Jan: No, he isn't.
Homer: If he isn't real, then why is my dog called Santa's Little Helper and the fact that there's lots of movies about Santa?
Jan: You just named your dog that, and those movies are fictional.
Homer: He's 100% real. I'll prove it to you. (gets his tape recorder)
Jan: (neutral) Oh...
(Homer plays the tape)
Santa (on tape): Ho, Ho, Ho!
Jan: It was probably from a movie.
Homer: (angry) D'oh. I'll prove it to you with MORE evidence. (shows a picture of a guy dressed up as Santa at the mall; neutral) I saw Santa at the mall.
Jan: That's a random guy dressed up as Santa.
Homer: D'oh! I lose and you win!
Jan: Good day to you, Homer. (leaves the base)
(Memy9909, disguised as a man with a mustache and a tuxedo, arrives outside of the base with Pingux2012; Pingux2012 is wearing a mask and a party hat)
Pingux2012: (shouting) MEM-- (normal) Sorry, I meant mister. You look very different.
Memy9909: That's right, stickman. I got a plastic surgery to change my face, and I glued a mustache to my face.
Pingux2012: Why are we here then?
Memy9909: Geo Guy's throwing a party here, so we terrorize the party!
(They laugh evil)
Memy9909: C'mon, stickman. (walks to the door)
(Crash Bandicoot and the Once-ler stop Memy9909 and Pingux2012)
Crash Bandicoot: (shouting) Stop right there!
The Once-ler: Are you on the list?
Memy9909 and Pingux2012: Nope.
Crash Bandicoot: Wait a second, human guy.
Memy9909: What's going on?
Crash Bandicoot: Your voice sounds like Memy's.
Memy9909: (sneering) That's because I am Memy9909!
Crash Bandicoot: Busted!
Pingux2012: (takes off his mask) Oops!
(Crash spins like a tornado and throws the two guys out of the city)
Crash Bandicoot: That will do it.
Act 2 Edit
(Two hours later, Dick Grayson arrives outside of the base)
The Once-ler: Oh, hi, Dick Grayson.
Dick Grayson: Hello.
The Once-ler: How has your Christmas vacation in Geoville been?
Dick: It's been very great! By the way, were those two guys flying Pingux and Memy?
The Once-ler: Yes! (talking to Crash) Crash...
(Crash is playing Pokémon Yellow on the GBC)
Crash: (sad) Oh no, my Charizard has been defeated by Gary's Sandslash.
(The Once-ler grabs the GBC)
Crash: (angry) Hey!
The Once-ler: Crash, you've been ignoring. That is Dick Grayson.
Crash: Oh, hello, Dick Grayson. Since you're a good guy, you're allowed inside!
Dick Grayson: Thank you! (puts on his Robin costume and goes inside)
(Homer Simpson goes to Crash)
Homer: No offense, Crash, but the punch you made was terrible.
Crash: The fighting punch, or the drink punch?
Homer: The drink. It tastes like water with food coloring; Bleh!
(Marge, Bart and Lisa go outside)
Lisa and Bart: (shouting) Dad!
Bart: Why do we have to go home 10 minutes early?
Homer: It's nearly past your bedtime.
Lisa: But it's Christmas break.
Homer: Oh, yeah.
(The Simpsons get into their car)
Crash: Goodbye, the Simpsons!
The Simpsons: Bye!
(Homer drives away)
(Cuts to the Simpsons arriving at their house)
Homer: Guys, we're here.
(The Simpsons minus Homer go inside)
Homer: (sneering) I'll show that kid Jan that Santa's real. (normal) First, I'll win the lottery and pretend to be Santa. Ho, ho, d'oh!