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The following is a compilation of trailer transcripts for the 2009 British-American 3D computer-animated comedy action-crime-thriller film, Geoshea Theft Auto.

Teaser TrailerEdit

(Shows MPAA green screen)

(Shows Universal Pictures logo)

(Shows 2BIG3k logo)

Announcer: In a world...

(Shows a view of San Andreas)

Announcer: Well, actually San Andreas...

(Shows a light blue silhouette of Stuart the Minion)

Announcer: Where one minion when to... um, what I just said, where he finds...

(Shows a close-up of Carl "CJ" Johnson and pans to his old friends and family)

Announcer: Carl "CJ" Johnson and his old friends and family in disarray...

(Fades back to Stuart the Minion's light blue silhouette)

Announcer: And that minion tries to re-establish...

(Pans to CJ's old gang, the Grove Street Families and corrupt cops, then fades to a scene from the film)

Announcer: CJ's old gang, the Grove Street Families, clashes with corrupt cops, and gradually unravels the truth behind CJ's mother's murder...

(Fades back to Stuart the Minion's light blue silhouette)

Announcer: And that minion is...

(The light blue silhouette fades into Stuart the Minion in full color)

Announcer: Stuart!

Text: FROM THE ACADEMY AWARD®-WINNING CREATORS OF THE GEO TEAM

Announcer: From the Academy Award-Winning Creators of The Geo Team...

Text: COMES THE GREATEST MOVIE EVENT IN HISTORY

Announcer: Comes the greatest movie event in history...

(Flashes to Stuart falling to the ground and the Super Mario clone police pointing their guns at him, then Buzzy arrives)

Buzzy: Oh, you got to be kidding me.

(Cuts to the "Geoshea Theft Auto" film logo flying to the screen)

Announcer: Geoshea Theft Auto!

(Shows "COMING 2009" text, 2BIG3k print logo, Glass Ball print logo, Geoshea Films print logo, Rockstar Games print logo, "THIS FILM IS NOT YET RATED" text, website link, copyright and Universal Pictures print logo)

(Fades to black)

Theatrical Trailer 1Edit

(Shows MPAA green screen)

(Shows Universal Pictures logo)

(Shows 2BIG3k logo)

(Shows a view of San Andreas)

Announcer: In this open world environment...

(Shows Stuart the Minion's light blue silhouette)

Announcer: This minion went... um, there...

(Shows clips of Carl "CJ" Johnson and his old friends and family)

Announcer: Where he finds Carl "CJ" Johnson and his old friends and family in disarray...

(Shows clips of the Grove Street Families, corrupt cops and a scene from the film)

Announcer: And tries to re-establish CJ's old gang, the Grove Street Families, clashes with corrupt cops, and gradually unravels the truth behind CJ's mother's murder...

(Shows Stuart the Minion's light blue silhouette again)

Announcer: And that minion is...

(Fades to Stuart the Minion in full color)

Announcer: Stuart!

(Flashes to Stuart in Gru's lab)

Stuart: To the Minion Mobile!

(Stuart runs and jumps into the Minion Mobile)

Stuart: Let's roll.

(Stuart tries to start the Minion Mobile, but it stalls)

Stuart: (furious) Aw, dammit! Damn thing keeps stalling on me!

Text: FROM THE ACADEMY AWARD®-WINNING CREATORS OF THE GEO TEAM

(Shows Stuart meeting Carl "CJ" Johnson)

Stuart: (waves his arm) Hey.

Carl "CJ" Johnson: Hey, Stuart, it's me!

Text: COMES THE GREATEST MOVIE EVENT IN HISTORY

Announcer: Comes the greatest movie event in history...

(Flashes to Stuart falling to the ground and the Super Mario clone police pointing their guns at him, then Buzzy arrives)

Buzzy: Oh, you got to be kidding me.

Text: THIS SPRING

Announcer: This Spring...

(Shows Norman Babcock in jail)

Homer Clone: You're just a kid and you'll have to stay in jail for a long, long time.

Text: GUNS

Announcer: Guns...

(Shows people fighting with guns)

Text: CRIME

Announcer: Crime...

(Shows corrupt cops and the Super Mario clone police shooting guns)

Text: ACTION

Announcer: Action...

(Shows Stuart the Minion punching a Homer clone)

Text: AND MINIONS

Announcer: And Minions!

(Shows Stuart the Minion pointing a gun at a Super Mario clone)

Stuart: YOU DIE, ASSHOLE!

(Stuart the Minion shoots at the Super Mario clone)

Stuart: It's okay. He's dead now.

(Cuts to the "Geoshea Theft Auto" film logo flying to the screen)

Announcer: Geoshea Theft Auto!

Norman Babcock: What the hell is this thing doing in San Andreas?

(Shows "MAY 4" text, 2BIG3k print logo, Glass Ball print logo, Geoshea Films print logo, Rockstar Games print logo, website link, copyright and Universal Pictures print logo)

(Fades to black)

Theatrical Trailer 2Edit

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UK TrailerEdit

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TV Spot 1Edit

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TV Spot 2Edit

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UK TV Spot 1Edit

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UK TV Spot 2Edit

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